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Its my 28th birthday today.. Yet another birthday spent alone. No friends to spend it with, family making up excuses to not see you. Another year as a kissless virgin, thats right, Ive never been on a date, not even a first date, or had a first kiss. Im a 28 year old, dateless, kissless virgin loser. Ive tried asking women out, endless hours spent on dating apps, rejection is so normal for me. Not hard to see why. Im a midget of a man, a skinny little bitch. Im barely 53, women laugh at my embarrassing stature, in any nightclub even the shortest girls are at least 2-3 inches taller in their heels, most nearly a head taller. Ive got a pin dick, half the size of your heels, not that Id ever get to use it. Maybe if I had some wit or charm I could make up for it, but I dont have that either. Im boring, dumb, irritating. I live at home still with my parents, working a deadbeat retail job with no hope of improvement or promotion. Women are offended when I try ask them out. My parents must be so ashamed. Every year ticking by brings me closer to dying as a virgin. Paying you to laugh at my pathetic life is the only birthday gift I deserve. How pathetic is that, spending my birthday jerking off to humiliation porn. Tell me you hope Im always alone, maybe Ill have a stroke or heart attack jerking off getting told how fucking worthless I am by a perfect goddess like you. If I came to this clip them Im fucking pathetic, disgusting scum. Please end by telling me to fuck off ,